xilf

1. (xilf) (128↑, 18↓)

x-ray i'd like to fuck

Nurse - So what did you break? Chuck Norris - Someone's face Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me\! Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen\! Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible. Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.

Author: hastatus3 http://xilf.urbanup.com/4320562

2. (XILF) (112↑, 40↓)

Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Damn holmes what a XILF\! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean\! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.

Author: Trumpet Blower http://xilf.urbanup.com/1864760

3. (xilf) (89↑, 92↓)

Xenophobe I'd Like to Fuck

Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.

Author: Johnny Eightball http://xilf.urbanup.com/750660

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Last updated: 2012.03.01